That's one way to introduce yourself I guess

Howdy,

The Corny Introduction of an Almost Angelic Felon: LoveEveryone

Viewers should be asked to refrain from any or all immediate judgement of the known criminal, LoveEveryone.

Rehabilitated felons frequently become productive members of society, with education and behavioral training proving to be key drivers of success. Studies show that higher education significantly lowers recidivism, with bachelor’s degree holders seeing only a 5.6% return rate, and many former offenders go on to build businesses and contribute to their communities. Down from 43% within the first year after release and down from a whopping 68% in the first 5 years. So I definitely got that sh@@

• I'm 30 years old and spent too much time locked up. 7 years. 13 criminal charges. 3 Felonies & 10 Misdemeanors. 
• I thank God quite often for leading me here, to this game. Without it, I might've gave in to my... previous way of life. Now I can pull this thing up and play as long as I desire;;;free will baby. Thank you..
• Finding this clan was the icing on the cake. I can understand you all and none of you are rage filled, score obsessed, soulless, evil things. You're nice and seemingly genuine and offer advice,, quickly at that. I'm impressed by each and every one of you. Especially @varz for being as awakened as he is. @silentwhisper /iforget your other names lmao for his dedication to the game, having been here since Beta. 8 years of Beta I believe. just imagine! T-T for being so welcoming and kind. yardmon for your invitations and jokes i think? pretty certain. There's others.. you're all so cool. Definitely see this clan getting a youtube or a video playing site that shows it live, you'd blow up because of it. Yeah buddy!
• Believe me or not, I live on the side of the light! I attempt to do no wrong anymore besides the damage my body takes that I inflict myself from cigs, corporate food, etc. Even 99% of my thoughts are clean. I've been given one amazing gift after another after another I can only assume because of how I carry myself each day. It's so much more than Karma. I'm never troubled. I have so much patience and understanding and empathy (that ones rough though ngl) I do try fitting in. Unfortunately. This road of good vs. evil is one well traveled by each and every person, we have a choice. I'm only here saying all this to hopefully help convince anyone struggling with evil, to begin acting angelic in body and mind and showing/ thinking/ knowing you're blessed beyond belief. Your problems will slowly start fading. 
• I like Mech Arena

Maybe I should've stayed unknown but there's no excitement in that. I'll understand if I'm one day clanless too, it's annoying seeing this stuff. We don't want to be thinking about it but we need to be, there's entirely too much evil and chaos and destruction in every part of the world. I hope it all truly starts with this type of thing I did here. I'm sorry for being that guy but I had to... kind of a duty I've bestowed upon myself.